Angelina Jolie is Evelyn Salt. She is designed to withstand torture, to endure pain, and to defy physics. That involves leaping from one moving truck to another, from a speeding train to the ground, from the top floor to the bottom, from a helicopter to a lake. Get anyone eligible for Expendable membership to do all these, and it’s boring. Get Angelina Jolie, and we have something to celebrate. Angelina Jolie is Evelyn Salt. So, in short, she is Jason Bourne… with boobs.
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